May 2013
May 20th
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I have watched Fantastic Mr Fox so many times that I just don’t look at it that often and say the lines along with it. Maybe I need to take a break.
May 19th
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Updates on my new job then a spiral into madness. [[MORE]] I love my new job. I love being back behind the counter. My boss is kind of weirdly neurotic but also a complete smart ass. So all my training shifts have been really fun because if I do something a little off he teases me and then I tease him for teasing me and then we’re buds. It helps that he has a good philosophy on coffee. I...
May 19th
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I feel awful Sometimes I am not a very good girlfriend.
May 18th
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May 17th
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Four more hours of work. I hope I do not kill anyone.
May 17th
This is the part where I don’t know if I feel what I feel or if I am having side affects from being on more hormones.
May 17th
“But, in certain cases, carrying on, merely continuing, is superhuman.”
– Albert Camus (via mirroir)
May 17th
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The two of you guys spamming the Office
I know you aren’t sorry, but basically I have decided not to catch up on my dash because it is almost completely irrelevant to me now so I am going to do some dishes and make dinner. Thank you for making me productive.
May 16th
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“How not to panic when you’re made a ghost; Sidle and slide, choose a smooth...”
– Vladimir Nabokov  (via floriental)
May 16th
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Hey guys I am not neurotic. I just feel like that sometimes. Also that post was very possibly the result of a mood swing because I am on two birth controls until Monday.
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I just took off my bandage. My arm looks gross!
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YOU GUYS.
I get to be a barista again! I love making coffee and this shop seems fucking spectacular! Bvdjjddhjvfx Now I am caffeinated, excited, and nervous because I am now getting my nexplanon and needles are involved. Also have to pee.
May 13th
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Be outgoing! Be be outgoing!
May 13th
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May 12th
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Did the Hive Mind Send You?: ahnjolrahss: gatzzby:... →
ahnjolrahss: gatzzby: You’re not a REAL Gatsby fan unless you’ve read the book. Unless you’ve read every Fitzgerald book. Unless you’ve read their early drafts, mailed to you by Fitzgerald himself. Unless you first read Gatsby when Scott handed it to you in a Parisian bar in 1925,…
May 11th
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Hanging out at home, wearing nothing but a bowler hat and my glasses, drinking a very limey gin and tonic. I am going to a carnival thing tonight?
May 11th
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As a receptionist it is my #1 favourite thing when I am taking your number and you say it fast with no breaks between groups of numbers.
May 11th
Last night I got champagne drunk and watched Iron Man Three. So v glad I was drunk But also now it is 8:30 and I am at work.
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May 10th
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Look At This Fucking Hedonist: Disobedience at... →
hostilegrrrrit: z-i-e: Disobedience at work is a weird thing. I keep exchanging show tickets even though I am not supposed to. I have so many reasons I do this. It is easier to exchange tickets than to tell people it is not our policy. I don’t know why I m not supposed to, theonly reason I can think of is that they are… I’m the same way. I told off some people the other day when I bought a...
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somebosleythatiusedjuno: recoverykitty: For the love of god you guys don’t need to “detox” your body. You don’t need to do juice fasts or buy detox products or cleansing pills. You get rid of toxins by passing them through your liver and kidneys and SHITTING THEM OUT. THANK YOU
May 10th
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Disobedience at work is a weird thing. I keep exchanging show tickets even though I am not supposed to. I have so many reasons I do this. It is easier to exchange tickets than to tell people it is not our policy. I don’t know why I m not supposed to, theonly reason I can think of is that they are trying to reserve the privelege for people who are wealthy enough to buy a whole season at...
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