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December 2010

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polarbearprince asked: What do you do at work?
Tell me if you watch/like "Pretty Little Liars" :D

polarbearprince asked: What do you do at work?
Tell me if you watch/like "Pretty Little Liars" :D

“WOAH-OH WOAH-OH AT LEAST I’M NOT AS SAD AS I USED TO BE-EE-EE-EE.”

– “AT LEAST I’M NOT AS SAD (AS I USED TO BE)” - FUN.

One thing I don't like about little kids is how...

Work was so stressful and I almost had a panic attack because we were really busy and the computer stopped working and I didn’t know what to do and someone told me I lost an order [when I didn’t, so I panicked because I couldn’t remember the order existing (because it didn’t exist at all)]. I kind of felt like I was gonna pass out. Ridiculous. I shouldn’t panic like...

“I’m not worthless! And I don’t have fleas!”

“All the boys who called their mothers on that day were no tough bunch but they...”

– “TESSELLATE” - TOKYO POLICE CLUB

polarbearprince asked: It's really cheesy and kind of trashy, but it is addictive in that way and I quite enjoy it as a guilty pleasure and Ian Harding (the handsome guy you reblogged is in it and plays this English teacher who has a love affair with a student!) :D

polarbearprince asked: It's really cheesy and kind of trashy, but it is addictive in that way and I quite enjoy it as a guilty pleasure and Ian Harding (the handsome guy you reblogged is in it and plays this English teacher who has a love affair with a student!) :D

I like being home alone because I can say what I...

polarbearprince asked: Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? :O

polarbearprince asked: Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? :O

All this dentistry has gotten me thinking about the weirdness of society. We have our teeth ground down and rub razors on our skin [or have our hairs ripped out with hot wax]. We get surgeries. Doctors scrape our insides with metal. Scouring scouring scouring bits of rotten bones, fat, malignant tumors. Whittling away like Michaelangelo. Whistling while they are whittling. Getting piercings and...

When the dentist and the assistant walked away I...

jmemilyy asked: Kenzie-
Although I have only met you once I appreciate you very much. You are wonderful.
Love, JM

jmemilyy asked: Kenzie-
Although I have only met you once I appreciate you very much. You are wonderful.
Love, JM

So apparently Verizon is like... kind of turning...

Whatever I don’t care. *** But if anyone wants to hang out with me today I can still receive calls and texts I just cannot initiate calls or reply to texts. Fun, huh?

Going to the dentist today for the first time in...

This should be so fun and interesting!

On Potatoes - A Chronologically Skewed...

I have been thinking about him and how we met. On the 24th I was supposed to season potatoes and I had never done it before. I didn’t want to. He told me they were bland. “I know you’re not really in charge… but…” Little did he know… I told him three days later, “I made those potatoes… that morning.” “Oh man! I didn’t...

Hot damn, a milkshake sounds so good.

Tuesday is for TMIs? I didn't know this... if you...

laying on the trampoline, looking at the stars, and laughing in a collective blanket cocoon.

That was depressing. Ugh.

if you have to try to be yourself, you're not...

I am sure you are all just brimming with eager...

Accomplishment of Two Life Goals

In a single evening. I. Eat marinara. I never ever ever ever ever ever eat marinara//tomatoes. No pizza with marinara, no spaghetti with it, lasagna, ketchup, you name it, I won’t eat it. I have been longing to break this streak but sometimes a food phobia is really hard to talk yourself out of. And… most of the time I can bitch my way out of it. But tonight I took the plunge. Cool,...

“Say nice things into the mirror all you like, but looking at yourself isn’t the...”

– Dearcoketalk