I wish I were more outgoing.
That way I could laugh and drink with people. It’s weird, it seems like everyone at this hostel came in a posse. I’m just not meshing. The funny thing is that I really don’t mind and really… I have like 3 more nights after this one, people will come and go. Maybe I can still make a friend?
Apparently my iPod cord doesn't work anymore.
Easily navigated trains. Arrived in London. Immediately NOT ON THE ROAD I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON and asked my ”natural sense of direction” that sent me WANDERING around the city for FOUR HOURS. It rained. My feet became sponges. Wretched. Started to hate London a lot. Got really lost. Sun started to go down, panicked, hailed THE ONLY CAB IN LONDON, which was very polite and took my to...
purplecheetos: i don’t feel normal anymore. or real.
My mom can’t chat for another hour but I should already be in bed because if I miss my alarm I miss my train and I’m ;laskjdf;alksjd But seriously, day three of migraine not. good. sorry for the weird spam. i’m in a strange mental state.
Mac: I could try teaching Kevin the three branches of government.
Kevin: That's easy! Rebublican... uh, Dominican, and Aristocat!
I just remembered
Last night I had a dream my parents died. It kind of makes me sick. I don’t ever want to lose them.
Let's dance to joy division, and celebrate the...
What if I flew to any other place in the U.S. and you had to roadtrip to come get me and we had a roadtrip back, that would be cool. What if when I left tomorrow for London I spent the next five days looking for a flat? What if I became a completely different person? What if you became completely different? We hardly ever talk anymore. But that’s all probably okay. What if this migraine...
Plane tickets are expensive
Maybe I should just get deported. That’s free, right?
i'm nervous to go to london tomorrow
it doesn’t help that it’s a complicated 3.3 mile walk from the station to the hostel it does help that i get to walk through hyde park, past kensington palace, and there are lots of places to eat along the way. should be a pretty good day even if it rains.
i have a thing for multiples of five.
you think $3.46 a gallon is bad?
how about the 42 year reign of a psychotic dictator who hates his own people?
The thing about being alone in my time-zone
Means I wake up to about 20 pages of dash and have nothing to check all day.
u n c o n v e n t i o n a l t h i n k i n g
Why give your opinion when silence is held in...
If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. “Well, I was...– Mitch Hedberg (via hostelgforce)
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
If I am dead tomorrow morning
it will be from this headache
I want to run. But I only have Keds, booties, and...
Keds will do.
I just realised it's warmer outside than it is...
You don’t know how happy this makes me.
One really good thing about not having a cell...
Gives me a reason to go onto Twitter’s actual site. Very rewarding.
Going to bed
And feeling remarkably less depressed. But not stoked. I still want to go home. I think there’s something wrong with me.
I seriously feel like such a loser.
AND GO TO LONDON
Reading through my Twitter favourites
These inside jokes do not make sense anymore. But they’re still funny.